Thursday, June 21, 2012

Kim Kardashian and Her Spanx

This is not the first time we have spoken about Kim Kardashian and her love of Spanx. But it is the first time she has denied wearing them. As I wiggled into mine last night (it was an event, it was better for everyone), I thought about how weird Kim has been looking and sounding lately. I mean, of course, more than normal. She wore that Stella McCartney dress a few days ago - and despite all evidence to the contrary, she said that she got it like that. With the nude Spanx-like lining. Riiight.
As a long time exponent of the super-effective shape wear, Kim has been seen in her Spanx multiple times. I mean there are no shortage of photos of the tell-tale flesh legs peeking out from so why deny it now?
And it is not like she wore the whole vibe particularly elegantly. She has been wearing those dreadful boots rather too regularly of late. Most recently with this monstrosity of a strapless military style dress, that really could have done better without them. I say blame it on Kanye. He has told her to be a bit more experimental and daring in her clothing choices.
Like experimenting with looking like Princess Leia? Really Kanye? Is that what you meant? If not, maybe share that with your girlfriend, who seems to have got it seven layers of WRONG.
Marginally better - but not by much - is this outfit she wore yesterday. With a peplum cutting across the broadest part of her hips. And her boobies hanging out. And a dog collar. As you do. Seriously. I give up. Not with all of you. Just with the KK. Done.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really just feel like her "style" (if she ever really had any) got worse when she started dating kanye! enough with those hideous midi-calf boots that don't go with anything you are wearing them with. Burn them and stop listening to Kanye and then hire a professional stylist Kim!

Keabe said...

Those boots are hideous. With everything. I don't understand how she left the house with her Spanx on full view like that. I think dumped her stylist for Kanye....
www.fashioncapcity.com

styleguide said...

You are both hilarious! But glad we are all agreed that Kanye has not helped style matters. x

Safiya said...

Could she not have at least worn a black spanx under that Stella McCartney dress .. Not that it would have been MUCH better... but really did she think she was fooling anyone? Like no one would notice her beige underwear?! If she really doesn't wear Spanx than she definitely should under that green dress, cause there a rolls hanging out of all the wrong places there ... Poor her, the only thing she actually had going for her was her style and now it's gone...